Monsta Movies Expedition Update 5

July 21st, 2009

The Monsta Movies film crew is busy shooting in the great river city of Memphis. John Ruskey, the Mighty Quapaws and I are down in Clarksdale, MS, at the canoe shop, doing some raft repair (very little must be done actually, a real testament to the craftsmanship of this vessel) and preparing for the final two legs of this expedition which will begin on Thursday from Vicksburg, MS.

We have had time to read some of our personal journals, and in retrospect there is much that I have not posted here on the BMA blog. Maybe that’s a good thing so as to keep this more bloggish than a long narrative. One event which I did write about but did not have pictures of is the epic storm that blew our camp to shreds last week. Since it is true, “a picture is worth a thousand words”, the Monsta Movies folks captured the tempestuous sky and other moments with some of their personal cameras. Check it out at the Monsta Movies blog.

Maple Island / Mud Island

July 19th, 2009

After 48 hours at home, I am heading out the door to rejoin the Monsta Movie Expedition. While home here, I have tried to repair torn and burned tents, and broken poles, but the only hope seems to be to order new poles and to leave the rain fly repair for post expedition. Also, I had the great pleasure of leading a sunset river trip with the Reimer’s of St. Louis last night.

Jimmy takes a swim in the Maple Island back channel.

Jimmy takes a swim in the Maple Island back channel (on purpose, hee-hee).

Deb, Jimmy and clan got a real taste of big muddy adventure. The put-in at Maple Island was a deep bed of mud due to the fallen water levels. All the fellas and the ladies (woo! hoo!) lent a hand and got knee deep in the goo to launch. The main channel of the river was lined with tow boats waiting to lock through. One in particular had jammed his 15 barges into the bank of Maple Island blocking the back channel, all the while running his engines to maintain position. On our return route of the classic sunset circumnav, we had to paddle out into the main channel and around this ill-positioned tow with the wash of his engines creating very turbulent if not treacherous waters. The Reimer crew put their heads down and paddled hard upstream into the flow, while shrieking as the Clipper canoe rocked and rolled across the chaotic waves.

Highlights of the evening were the variety of birds we witnessed: a brown pelican, many great blue herons, egrets and swallows, a couple of woodpeckers and signs of beaver, deer, coyote, and raccoon during our brief stop and walk in the woods. To top it off, Jimmy and I took a sunset swim hoping but failing to get all of the mud off. Now it’s back to Monsta Movies Expedition. I go from a muddy Maple Island to the real “Mud Island” in Memphis.

Monsta Movies Expedition Update 4

July 18th, 2009

As for expedition adventure, Wednesday had a chart topper.

The reunion of the German film crew and the raft crew at New Madrid.  Loading the gear and supplies.

The reunion of the German film crew and the raft crew at New Madrid. Loading the gear and supplies.

We met the Monsta Movie crew at 8 AM at the New Madrid boat ramp and loaded the usual supplies of ice, food and water. Our friends, the Berliners stacked their mountain of film gear and personal gear on board the Junebug raft which seemed to groan under the weight of it all. John, the Quapaws and I had spent the early morning hours cleaning and repacking our own gear and the expedition gear in preparation. By the time we pushed off, the winds out of the South / Southwest had grown to about 20 miles per hour. The Mississippi River was frothy, swirling and capped in white. There was simply no way to move many miles downstream safely so we decided just to cross the channel and make our way to famous Island 10.

The Junebug raft moves steadily in a wind whipped Mississippi River.

The Junebug raft moves steadily in a wind whipped Mississippi River.

Our plan was to land at the large sand bar on the island, an ideal spot to stop and enjoy the pleasures of a full day of exploring and filming, life on a river island camp. The Junebug raft made the short trip without trouble. The paddling crew was strong- Matthias Seiffert, Monsta Movies resident artist for the trip, Lutz Neumann, the good natured production manager, Marcus Hanish, the efficient assistant producer, Mark Meusinger, the very cool sound technician, Heiko Kohler, the quiet and friendly assistant cameraman, Volker and Patricia, the funny, bright and good natured “movie stars”, Sabinne, the uber talented camerawoman, and of course, John and two of the Mighty Quapaws, MQ Lil Jer and MQ Dinky. I took my place in one of the canoes with MQ Mike while MQ Popeye and MQ Darius crewed the other.

Filming the landing of Junebug raft on Island 10 just below New Madrid MO.

Filming the landing of Junebug raft on Island 10 just below New Madrid MO.

We landed the Junebug raft in a pocket of deep water on the island bank, then pushed off to do it over so that it could be filmed from shore. As we unloaded the raft and canoes and brought the kitchen, tents and all gear to the willow forest, the sand scorched everyone’s bare feet. It was quite humorous to watch the crew bolt across the sand and dive into the protected waters behind the wing dike after each 200 yard trip to the trees. “Oooh! Oooh! Ow! Ow!” then “Ahhhh!” as the cool waters provided relief. The blazing hot afternoon was spent napping beneath the willows, eating a great lunch, taking cool dips in the river, writing, drawing and listening to John play his guitar. A film session was planned for the late afternoon.

Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, Volker and Patricia, plant our American and German flags in the sand on Island 10 marking our camp site for the day.

Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, Volker and Patricia, plant our American and German flags in the sand on Island 10 marking our camp site for the day.

Our marine radio weather station had been warning of a storm all day. Still no sign of the bad weather at the time John, Volker, Patricia and the film crew set off for a hike in the woods, but soon thereafter I spotted a super cell rolling towards us from across the boot heel of Missouri. If you have ever been down that way, you know that these storms are often ferocious with tornados or straight line winds preceding the downpour. The Mighty Quapaws and I had started the cooking fire and were preparing a rain fly to sit under when I realized that this was going to be a real bad blow. We hurried to secure all loose gear in camp, on the raft and to try and secure all of the tents with stakes and guide lines. I had just finished tying off the last of the Germans’ tents when it hit. 60 mile an hour winds rushed across the river and began a 30 minute onslaught.

I heard one of the Mighty Quapaws yell that my own tent had blown away. I ran towards it only to witness our cooking fire actually lift off the ground. The wind had shifted just enough that my supposed safe tent site was now in the path of pieces of burning wood. A few began to land on it. “Poof”, the rain fly burned. Lil Jer, Popeye and I rushed to grab the rest of the tent and succeeded in disassembling it while we were pinned against some willows. The other Quapaws began a frantic and heroic effort at catching all of the tents of the camp which had uprooted their stakes, broken the guide lines and had begun blowing away, gear and all. They miraculously saved every tent and all gear while being pounded by the wind and heavy rain. We were all oblivious to the huge lightning strikes and booming thunder all around.

Matthias Seiffert, the Berlin artist, at work on the Monsta Movies Expedition.

Matthias Seiffert, the Berlin artist, at work on the Monsta Movies Expedition.

Meanwhile, the only member of the German crew not on the hiking film session, Matthias the artist, made a run for the raft where he retrieved the second camera from its hold and ran it back to what was our blown apart camp. He stuck it under a kitchen box and saved it from ruin. As I watched him, I realized that something must have happened to the raft for the camera to be exposed. I immediately rushed to it and found that Junebug had been turned sideways along the bank and that the tops of the dry boxes had blown off. They were scattered about on the sand and two were actually under the raft in the water. I grabbed them one by one and like a sailor in a North Atlantic storm, I leaned forward into the winds to make it across the raft and secure them back on board using a rope tied along the length of the Junebug thus lashing them down. The thunder and lightening flashed and boomed all around. My next move was to try and get a dry bag to our hiking film crew to cover the big camera. I began a mad dash through the woods yelling and looking for them. As it turned out, John had tucked them in beneath a sand berm somewhere near the camp and they were safe and sound. Whew! as the storm front passed, I made it back to camp and began to hear all of the versions of what happened in that 30 minutes of Mississippi River Valley fury. And then a rainbow appeared as we repositioned the raft and began the task of fixing our camp. John got a roaring fire started and despite the frazzled state of things, he somehow managed to cook one of the best meals of the trip, a delicious pork roast with corn on the cob and baked potatoes. We all ate and laughed and relished the good fortune and great efforts of all to safely survive the big event.

In the aftermath of the super cell storm, a rainbow appeared over our scattered camp.

In the aftermath of the super cell storm, a rainbow appeared over our scattered camp.

I left the expedition yesterday night at Caruthersville, MO to grab a Greyhound bus back to St. Louis. I arrived around 1 AM. No I am not sick nor have I been banished by the crew. I have returned home for two days to fulfill a long standing river trip booking this weekend here in the Great Rivers region. This trip was planned and booked back in early May before I got the Monsta Movies Expedition gig. I really hated to leave, but the biz of Big Muddy Adventures and the policy of first come, first serve is very important to me. So I will get a chance to see my wife and boys for a day and then lead a family group on a tour of the Confluence area. I will return on Sunday to Memphis where the Monsta crew and the Quapaws will be arriving. From there it is a few weeks more of expedition life and river time to New Orleans.

Monsta Movies Expedition Update 3

July 15th, 2009

If you have read the last two posts on the Big Muddy Adventures blog, then you know that I’m on a long distance expedition with my compadre, the Riverman John Ruskey and the Quapaw Canoe Company. Once again, the expedition life has solidified our respect for each other, and has brought us to the places that make our occupational choice such a joy.

River Rat bath at the Confluence of the Ohio and Mississippi

River Rat bath at the Confluence of the Ohio and Mississippi

Since the last update, we have rowed / paddled through the Confluence of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers. The heat has been intense and a typical southeastern Missouri thunderstorm struck while we were camped at Grand Tower directly across from the ancient navigational marker, the Tower Rock. At that point our clients, the Monsta Movies film crew left to do their land based filming in Cairo, IL. This left John, the Mighty Quapaws, Seth Barger and I to move on our own. In some ways this is a relief. We are now able to really move on our version of river time, but it has also been fun to share the magic of the river with the good natured and talented folks from East Berlin.

The raft is safe at land as dusk comes upon us.

The raft is safe at land as dusk comes upon us.

Our camp tonight is set on a sand bar just across from New Madrid, MO. We have entered town to resupply, to meet our clients tomorrow morning for more raft action for them, and to drop off our buddy Seth who has succumbed to a debilitating ear infection. He is heading back to Clarksdale MS to recuperate and hopefully rejoin us when we reach Memphis in a week. Seth’s talent as a carpenter has really been proven in the great stability of the raft. It is actually a great example of genius. He, with the guidance of John, has built a craft like no other. It even has waterproof hatches which drop down into the interior of the Junebug canoes where we store much of the supplies and equipment. The deck of the raft is equipped with six water tight boxes made of marine plywood which were hand crafted by John’s step daddy, Gary. These have been really excellent as both storage and seats from which to lay into the oars. As a water craft, the raft has made the six to eight foot tow boat wakes look easy to handle as it rises in one piece up and over each successive wave, not a drop on the deck. And it moves extraordinarily well, not fast, as no raft should move fast on the river, but still, about 5 mph when there are six of us plying the oars.

John Ruskey navigates while Seth Barger rows.

John Ruskey navigates while Seth Barger rows.

While there are a number of personal stories accumulating, the real story for John and I is the magic of this beautiful river. John last passed through Big Muddy Adventures’ guiding territory, the Middle Mississippi, in 1982 on his own raft trip. I have enjoyed listening to him recount stories of that trip which eventually deposited him in his present and longstanding home of Clarksdale. His memory is keen and he notices many of the river sights, geological and man-made, while I notice new things myself, despite having traveled this section many times as part of my Big Muddy Adventures endeavor.

The Junebugs raft passing below the Trail of Tears State Park and the magnificent bluffs.

The Junebugs raft passing below the Trail of Tears State Park and the magnificent bluffs.

From St. Gen to Cape Girardeau the bluffs along the Missouri side bathed us in their beauty. I particularly enjoyed the stretch along the Trail of Tears State Park. We were hailed from high above at the lookout inside the park by a group of hiking sightseers. We responded with a six oar salute and the owl hoot which is our signature call of acknowledgement. At the Cape, where we camped directly across the river from town, we were visited by a group of men and women on a pontoon boat. As they approached, we gave them an owl hoot acknowledgement. One of the ladies responded by dropping her bikini top. Such is the way of the river rat, never quite knowing what to expect. Of course, the Mighty Quapaws have been talking about that encounter ever since.

At Thebes we passed under the old railroad bridge with its Roman arches and watched as a coal train passed, one of many that roll over each day. If you are wondering what the tow boats are hauling these days, it is empties on the way back upstream, most likely preparing for the harvest. And coal. Lots of coal. There are other boats out here, a few pleasure craft with curious folks speeding past, but mostly it is just us and the tow boats. Nothing unusual there for Big Muddy Mike and Driftwood Johnny.

Mike's tent on Wolf Island, Lower Mississippi River.

Mike's tent on Wolf Island, Lower Mississippi River.

Our camps during this stretch have been on pristine sand bars which offer some of the finest camping in the country. The sunsets and sunrises are better than any paintings I’ve seen in art museums, and the night sky is filled with the treasures of stars, Jupiter and Venus, and the waning moon. I sleep with no rain fly in order to watch the heavens pass over as I fall asleep and awake. Each day we trade off between hours of hard rowing, with the sun taking its toll, followed by refreshing swims in the river and some true Huck Finn raft time, just sitting, writing, eating snacks and watching as the Bald Eagles, Blue Herons, Terns, Crows and Swallows do their thing.

US Coast Guard buoy tender passing raft at mile 945 Lower Miss.

US Coast Guard buoy tender passing raft at mile 945 Lower Miss.

The tow boats have been as busy as ever and they are astounded at our presence. We listen to the marine radio and laugh at their chatter about us. One had a bit of a snide bit, “Now that’s “natural selection” at work,” as if to say we are some gross abnormality of humanity. Of course, he was worried that we were a navigational hazard, but later we were gratified to hear many others comment about our ability to safely and efficiently navigate the river, moving from one side to the other, catching the fast water and avoiding the monster tows pushing 24-40 barges. This is the river we know and we are working it well. And the US Coast Guard is impressed which is the real test.

One last bit… John and I have taken to calling the raft the roffice, that is “raft office”, as we both try and conduct our business from on board. The cell phones are working and there are many of you folks who are ready to get out here with us, and we are excited about that. We ask your patience as we try and do the office stuff, i.e. email, bookings, info transfer, etc… while we are on our way to New Orleans. There’s no time like river time!

For more great photos, check out the Monsta Movies blog here.

Mr. and Mrs. Sippi Expedition Update 2

July 12th, 2009

Whew! The whirlwind of activity on this expedition is exhilarating, exhausting, and as always, a breathtaking big muddy adventure. We have traveled 160 miles downstream on the Mother River, the Mighty Mississippi, aboard the awesome Junebug raft. The genius of John Ruskey has never been more apparent.


On Day 2 of the expedition we caused quite a commotion as we passed the McKinley Bridge in St. Louis. A full compliment of law enforcement and fire rescue folks commanded us to land. Of course, we were in no position to do so as the anchored barges and swift current of the river made it unsafe. The raft crew waved and continued on to the Arch. I, however, was able to paddle one of the two canoes in our flotilla to the bank and meet our concerned members of St. Louis’ finest. After a brief conversation and recognition that the Rivermen, Wanblee John and Wamblee Mike, were in command, they called off the responders and informed all that this group was both safe and travelling aboard a vessel that was uniquely designed to fulfill its multiple functions on the Great River.

After landing at the Arch, the US Coast Guard entered the scene to inspect the raft. With detailed due diligence, they combed the deck, the safety equipment and the crew until finally USCG Captain Bill declared it the first raft in 15 years that was safe to continue a journey beyond the Eads Bridge. Our German film team went about their business with little recognition of this important hurdle overcome. However, as the days have progressed, their respect for the expertise of their guides and crew has grown. And their willingness to work with us and river time has grown. We are a true team of international adventurers, going about our business with great professionalism and with a great sense of humor. Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, Volker Strubing and Patricia Schaffer, have even discovered the great fun of a muddy scene.

Day 3 and 4 brought us downstream along the magnificent bluffs of the Middle Mississippi, past St. Genevieve, Kaskaskia and Chester. Tower Rock and the Devils Backbone provided a fine backdrop to our camp on Friday, but the intense storm that arrived just before dawn yesterday left the camp in a state of disarray, folks scurrying about to batten down hatches. The hot sun has taken its toll on all, but a constant ritual of swimming and water fights have made the tough conditions bearable. Our night camps have been typically exquisite… beautiful sand bars with glorious sunsets, full moon rising, and delightful river rat gourmet dinners. The mosquitos have had their feast as well, but all have become river rat tough.


After the storm yesterday, our German friends departed for their appointed film session in Cairo IL, leaving just the Mighty Quapaws, John, Seth and I to move downstream. We endured a very tough day with a headwind causing our muscles to ache as we rowed continuously for six hours. At sunset we approached the Cape Girardeau riverfront. Our bodies and minds spent from the arduous work, we maneuvered through the chaotic waters and fearsome boils and whirlpools finally passing under the beautiful bridge to the sandbar on Marquette Island where our camp is currently at rest for a few hours. We set tents as a magnificent lightning display filled the sky. And now after a quick visit to the Cape, it is time to move on, film schedule and river time making for a dichotomy of stress and pleasure. Prost!!

Mr. and Mrs. Sippi Expedition

July 6th, 2009

John Ruskey tightens the raft bolts which secure it to Junebug 1 and 2.

John Ruskey tightens the raft bolts which secure it to Junebug 1 and 2.

For the past three days, our camp at Piasa Harbor has been a beehive of activity. We have been hard at work assembling the raft for an expedition to New Orleans. Our clients are Monsta Movies Film productions from Berlin Germany. Their movie is called “Mr. and Mrs. Sippi.” The journey began months ago for all involved. The movie crew has been writing and researching, traveling and preparing for their parts. We have been building the canoes and the raft which is now secured on top of Junebug 1 and 2.

Patricia and Volker, aka Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, row Angela's Ark in preparation for the expedition and movie roles.

Patricia and Volken, aka Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, row Angela's Ark in preparation for the expedition and movie roles.

Today, the lead actors, Patricia Schafer and Volker Strubing, Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, came to Piasa to do some shooting on Angela’s Ark. Angela’s Ark is an authentic 19th century replica flat boat which BMA has been helping to crew and prepare for its own journey in September. The flat boat has been written into the story as a connection to our good friend and BMA colleague, Scott Mandrell, who has filled a big role as the St. Louis / Alton IL host to the movie team. While John Ruskey, Seth Barger, the Mighty Quapaws and I worked hard putting the finishing touches on the Junebugs and raft, the Ark rowed past. As a measure of great fortune, John Cooper, the builder of Angela’s Ark, was also present and lent a master’s hand as we put the oar locks, railings, and cleats on the deck.

The real adventure begins tomorrow when we untether the craft and begin our journey to New Orleans. The “Monsta” folks are excited as are we. It should be a grand endeavor, made especially cool by the brilliance of the raft.

Twins United

July 3rd, 2009

After an eventful journey north, Junebug 1 and Junebug 2 made it to Piasa Creek just after midnight last night. Today, the five Mighty Quapaws, John Ruskey, Seth, Ellis, Melvin, John Cooper, Scott Mandrell and I began the work of constructing the raft that will carry our merry band and the Monsta Movies Film Production team to New Orleans. It was a marvelous day of hard work, topped off by an Independence Day celebration in Alton, IL. Our Berliner friends are surrounded by Americana, nothing of which will top the experience they will have when we shove off on Monday.

Flooded Forest

July 2nd, 2009

Two weeks ago, we paddled one of our favorite routes with Joni Doyle and her son. We put in at Maple Island access on a scorching late afternoon. Temps were in the mid 90’s. As we made the turn into the back channel for our return upstream, the flooded forest invited us in. We paddled between willow, cottonwood and maple trees. At various points, we were pulling the canoe with our hands wrapped around the trunks and squeezing between. The rewards of our effort were immediate. The temperature dropped 20 degrees and the magic of wetlands appeared. Later we stopped along the cut bank of the island and climbed out of the canoe for some exploring. The mud squeezed between our bare toes as we walked inland. The colors and light were enchanting. But the highlight of the trip was the swimming. Three times, we walked a hundred yards along the bank. Then jumped in, floating and swimming along with the current back to our canoe. Refreshing!

Twins are born!

July 1st, 2009

The Quapaw Canoe Company has proudly given birth to a set of twins. “Junebug 1″ and “Junebug 2″ are a pair of canoes conceived and created in a workshop in Clarksdale. They are the true descendants of the ‘grande dame”, the Lady Bug, who has traveled and carried hundreds of paddlers safely over thousands of miles on the mighty Mississippi River. Her off spring literally sprung off of their molds just two weeks apart That is about 2 minutes in human time.. “Junebug 1″ was born first and is a sparkling cypress strip model. “Junebug 2″ is the exact same size, 28 and a half feet, but is a most unique canoe, made of a lovely and light redwood.

For their maiden expedition, the two muscular boys (we think they are boys.) will be tested in a formidable way. They will be the pontoons for a 20 foot raft which shall be the vessel for a German movie production. Just like their delivery doctors, they will learn the river via a full month long expedition from St. Louis to New Orleans. It begins Thursday, July 2 with a raft assembly and canoe camp at Piasa Creek Access just upstream from Alton, IL. The actual on water expedition will commence just in time for the Full Moon on July 6.

This weekend, Wambli John Ruskey, Big Muddy Mike Clark, Seth the mysterious Portugeuse carpenter, his comrade in fine craftsmanship, Josh, and the Mighty Quapaws will be enjoying a cigar.

Canoe Merit Badge

May 20th, 2009


The Boy Scouts Canoe Merit Badge is one of our favorite awards. To achieve this badge, scouts are required to demonstrate knowledge of canoes and canoeing. To earn this badge by paddling on a flood stage Missouri River is a great feat.

On Monday, May 11, we assisted Mrs. Kathy Dolan and her troop of St. Ann’s scouts as they began their quest to receive this award. It was a beautiful day on the river and all of the boys overcame their fears and discovered the pleasures of a stomp in the mud!