“Goin’ Old Timey”

"Where is Angela's Arkansas?" "No, not Arkansas, sir.  Angela's Ark, it's a flat boat, like the "Ark of the Convent'."

Our good friends of Angela’s Ark are set to depart on a historic voyage to Memphis. They are prepared to go “old timey”, which means on a flat boat, authentic and river worthy. The history of this boat is a rival to the history of this voyage. Angela’s Ark was commissioned for Mount St. Joseph Ursuiline Nuns, good teachers and early pioneers of faith and good works to the Ohio and Mississippi River Valleys. Their purpose was to celebrate their anniversary of coming down the Ohio. John Cooper built it for them, and now is present to witness its second great journey. Which leads to the second bit of history involved.

Captain Lewis at St. Charles reviewing the field.

Captain Lewis at St. Charles reviewing the field.

It is also about an anniversary. This being the 200th anniversary of the river trip, horse journey and death of Captain Meriwether Lewis on these dates in 1809. For that story, you may be interested in the intrigue preceding it, or perhaps you assume as has been written, “it was just a suicide”. A better way to decide than wikipedia is to actually study it intensely then retrace the steps chronologically and as only a river trip, and a horse trip will allow you. For that story, you should check back on Angela’s Ark.

The most dangerous thing on the river is a boat with a motor.  Unless that motor is six strong oars, six strong rowers and good tiller.  Angela's Ark deck with oars.

The most dangerous thing on the river is a boat with a motor. Unless that motor is six strong oars, six strong rowers and good tiller. Angela's Ark deck with oars.

So how does Big Muddy Mike get involved. Well, that’s a bit of “Then and Now” and now I had the good fortune to be able to work on the motor for Angela’s Ark. It is part of the “old timey” associated with this story. The motor is nothing more than eight wooden oars, each with a history of its own. BMA set up a portable canoe shop at Piasa Creek and went to work, sanding, glueing, glassing and spar varnishing to bring the oars back to “ship shape”. The work was completed in a nick of river time and they are now being river tested.
The "Banana Boat", cottonwood dugout, and Angela's Ark oars have been restored via the "portable canoe shop."

The last bit of the “Old Timey” is the crew. The crew won’t appreciate that so I must explain the joke. They are the First Squad. The stunt doubles to the reenactors guild of Lewis and Clark and many other rendezvous events. They range in age from 18-80, and the eighty year old is fitter and stronger than the youngest of the usual reenactor crowd. Most are more comfortable in sheep skin, elk skin, hemp cloth or the woolens of the 18th and early 19th century military issue than they are in even Levis or Wranglers. They are likely to raid a food pantry, but then use the loot to cook and feed forty homeless river rats while entertaining a hundred more with stories. They help nuns on to flat boats, raise Native sons in the air and give them thrills and joy all the while cursing loudly at ‘neer-do-wells’, which is often each other Most of all, and most appreciated, they have done the rivers, the mountains and the trails, in the “old timey” way, by paddle and saddle and blisters and sweat, and they are ready again. Bon Voyage! See you on the river.

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